{"id":4,"date":"2004-09-17T20:22:34","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T23:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/09\/17\/lessons-in-parenting\/"},"modified":"2004-09-17T20:23:14","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T23:23:14","slug":"lessons-in-parenting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/archives\/2004\/09\/17\/lessons-in-parenting\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons in Parenting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the lesson of the day is: hire a baby sitter or dont go out.<br \/>\nIn the last 24 hours I&#8217;ve seen:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A father steering his motorcycle with one hand while holding his baby (couldnt have been more than a year old) with the other.<\/li>\n<li>Couple&#8217;s in a bars (drinking and smoking) carrying their todler around (2 &#8211; 4 year olds).\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the lesson of the day is: hire a baby sitter or dont go out. In the last 24 hours I&#8217;ve seen: A father steering his motorcycle with one hand while holding his baby (couldnt have been more than a year old) with the other. Couple&#8217;s in a bars (drinking and smoking) carrying their todler [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}