{"id":269,"date":"2006-05-29T01:57:24","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T04:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/29\/howd-i-miss-towel-day\/"},"modified":"2006-05-29T01:57:24","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T04:57:24","slug":"howd-i-miss-towel-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/29\/howd-i-miss-towel-day\/","title":{"rendered":"How&#8217;d I miss Towel Day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow I missed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.towelday.kojv.net\/\">towel day.<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/zak.greant.com\/dont-panic-towel-day\/\">Polymorph<\/a>)  \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow I missed towel day. (via Polymorph) \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fonz.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}